To Flush or Not to Flush

Men are morons!!  At least no less than 98 % of them are, and I have the proof, flushing a toilet is literally a one step process, actually it is almost a half a step because you only have to push the lever down, it comes back up on its own, but the vast majority of men simply cannot accomplish this simplest of feats.

Now, there are many reasons for this, from shear and utter lack of focus, to the degree one would actually forget to finish the process, to complete lack of manners, or upbringing, or common courtesy, to my all-time favorite, pride of accomplishment.

Yes, I said pride of accomplishment.  There are a great many boys, whom become young men, and/or college students, and then eventually fully grown men, that somehow believe this to be an accomplishment of which they should be proud, so proud as to make want to marvel, pay homage to, gaze upon, and ultimately leave behind their accomplishment for others to witness.

Fellas, you are morons for many more reasons than just this, and so far more unbelievable, but I figured we must start somewhere.  The answer to tonight's question is simple, flush!!  Please.

Thank you again for getting this far with me.